i am a writer because writing silly stuff is amusing to me. and to others. and it's how people get theme songs.

sarah, the playful whale
(the sarah heck theme song)
(verse one)
sarah, the playful whale
bobbing through the ocean
splashing with her tail
(chorus)
she's sarah,
the playful whale
most playful animal
you'll ever see
friend to you and me
oh, sarah,
the playful whale
(verse two)
sarah, the playful whale
rides the waves with glee
swims throughout the sea
(verse three)
sarah, the playful whale
she's friends with all the fishies
her cheeks are so squishy