Thursday, April 14, 2011

the monthly cooking segment: apparently everything liz loves

so i said, ' hey, liz, you wanna come over for dinner?'

and liz said, 'well, i like food. i guess i will come over.'

so i said, 'hey, are you allergic to anything? any foods you hate?'

and liz said, 'well, if you feed me olives, i will throw up on your face.'

so i said, 'hey, no need for that. i know plenty of dishes without olives.'

and liz said, 'well, ok. go ahead and feed me.'

so i said, 'hey, how does angel hair pasta with tomato-bleu cheese sauce sound? and vanilla muffins? and strawberry angel food dessert?'

and liz said, 'hey, is this heaven?'

these are vanilla muffins. they're almost cupcakes. but healthier. (i might be lying about that. i haven't actually done a comparative study.)

this is angel hair pasta with olive oil (shh, don't's made from olives), garlic, diced tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese, heavy cream, half and half, cracked red pepper, salt, black pepper, sugar, and spinach. it is rich. but awesome.

i didn't take a picture of the dessert. but it contains angel food cake, cream cheese, sugar, strawberry glaze, fresh strawberries, and cool whip.

the end.

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