no, it's true.
anyway, last night in class, i was eating a candy cane. it did not take long before i could feel the effects of the sugar. which meant the people around me could definitely see the effects. an infamous book stealer named sloan was intrigued by my behavior, so i explained the usual progression of sugar in my body:
i get excited.
i get loud.
i tell secrets.
i get paranoid.
i throw up.
she was eager to see if i would tell any secrets, but i told her that this wasn't my first rodeo; plenty of people named miranda try that trick on a regular basis.
and then i wrote 'a poem for sloan.' it's over in the poetry section if you want to take a gander.
do any of your allergies make for cool party tricks?